Gawd... this was my first fanfic EVER. It was horrible at first but I fixed some parts.. xD

Anyway this is an xxxHOLiC fanfic called Muffin. It's around Mokona and Maru + Moro.



Oneshot drabble.
Humor
Rated K+ for one word and plain randomness

It was early in the morning. Watanuki had slept over at Yuukos house because it would be dangerous to wear new shoes at night. Yuuko was sleeping on her master bed pretty much still drunk from last nights meal. Mokona was mumbling in the manjuus sleep, probably talking to the White Mokona which belonged to Syaoran, Kurogane, Fay, and Sakura.

"Mmm.. the blue apple? That.. makes no.. zzz... sense."

And thats right Wata pushed me in the water and he KNEW I cant swim! The little dark bun cried as he waved his arms frantically in the air, like he was drowning. Mokona fell to the ground and rolled all the way to Maru and Moros feet. They crouched down and poked the little bun.

Manjuu woke up!
Woke up! Maru and said as Moro repeated. Maru picked up the scared manjuu and hugged it. Mokona popped up and bounced all around the house. He became hyper. Really hyper. He wanted something when he was like that. All hyped up like an unstable molecule going to destroy everything. Maru and Moro were smiling and asked what he wanted until he stopped.

Mokona has the sudden craving and wants muffins! Eheeheehee!! Mokona laughed and got everything that involved muffins in a split second. Mokona flipped through the pages of Watanukis cookbook for Yuuko's meals to find a muffin. But no luck. It was all food that had liquor in it. Maru and Moro sneaked to the vynil cupboard helping Mokona that was near Yuuko's bed. Maru gently unlatched the wooden panel and struggled with something big.

It was a huge book. It looked old and worn out looking ready to retire. The twins helped each other creep out to where Mokona was bouncing wanting a silly muffin. The book was pretty dusty and was decorated with gold markings and has a pullout bookmark with the same markings from the cover. It was beautiful when you put it at the sun, but it looked like it was going to give any moment. It was titled: Secret Sweet Book.

EUREKA! Mokona bounced again and looked at the book. Muffin muffin muffins! He cheered then went to the Warm Bread section.

Flipped through the pages

And again

And again

Until 5 minutes later of desperate searching through the hard pages...

WWAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!! P-p-p-p-uu!!!!! Manjuu shrieked and woke up Watanuki.

EYAHH!!!!!! Watanuki jolted up from his futon. He ran like hell through the hallways to find the devious little creatures staring at the Secret Cookbook.

What are you doing?! You know youre not supposed to look at Yuuko-sans Secret Book! It will do harm! Watanuki stared at the button Mokona was going to press that he found hidden in the book. That button can give you anything you want in the cookbook. You just need some magic and imagination. But horrible side effects happen. DONTYOU DARE PRESS THAT! Watanuki yelled like a locked up maniac. Ufufufufufu! Mokona smiled and..


Click!

AHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! IM OUTTA HERE!! YUUKO-SAN! YUUKO-SAN! HEEEELLLPP MEE! He yelled and yelled like a useless child but it was useless. Yuuko was too drunk to know what is going on.

Boom!

Watanuki ran all the way to his house screaming and yelling never to come back, but what would Yuuko think? Shes going to have his head for doing that.. Until Doumeki came.

Whats wrong with you now, moron? Doumeki said in a dull tone. None of your freakin business you jerk!!!

Idiot.

Watanuki screamed more and made it to his house and locked the door, trying not to think how Yuuko-sans house would blow up, like last time. He had to rebuild and clean up EVERYTHING. But at least his paycheck filled more.



A puff of smoke surrounded the kitchen. Maru and Moro gasped in awe along with Mokona crying tears of joy. Soon after, a huge queen muffin appeared after the smoke, along with hundreds of smaller muffins surrounding it.

Oh my gosh! My gosh! Maru and Moro screamed and danced along the muffins with Mokona. The variety of muffins was ENORMUS. Even Yuuko would like the sake filled ones. Blueberry to cherry from walnut to tea! Even Manjuu flavored muffins were there! The little kids stuffed themselves like little pigs.

MmMMmmmmMMm!! Mokona bwahed and licked the plate with his extra long tongue.
Maru and Moro were still eating two muffins at a time and throwing all the wrappers on the carpet. Boy, Watanuki would shriek. Maru and Moro fell asleep. Too full to even get up. But Mokona was wide awake laughing as he held a muffin and raised it aimed it at the girls and threw it!

Eyahh! Eyahh! The girls screamed. Uhuhuhuhu I got you!! Mokona took another muffin and tried to throw it, but he got smacked by a Chocolaty Chip muffin! Moro gasped and hid behind Maru but could still be seen.

This means war!! Black Manjuu built a fort of muffins. It was tall enough for Maru and Moro just to slightly touch the top with her fingers. Maru and Moro also tried to build one, with the pink and blue muffins. Mokona couldnt even touch the top. Just after, muffins were being tossed back and forth, like a total war-zone. Giggles and screams were being shared as they all got covered with muffins.

Yuuko just woke up at the sound of collapsing muffins. She drank the Umbeyoshi a few hours ago that Watanuki prepared her the night before. She slowly got up and dressed wondering where the girls and Watanuki were. Where did Maru and Moro go? Yuuko whined sleepily. Watanuki. No answer. Watanuuuuuuukiiii? .where could you be?? The Dimmensional Witch walked over to the living room. She heard screams and giggles


Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!

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Well... that was it!! Hope you liked it